Blimey Cow Wikia

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Logo used from February 2012-April 2013

Blimey Cow is the main channel to which Blimey Cow videos are uploaded.



Public Uploads[]

  1. Blimey Cow: Piano Notes
  2. Blimey Cow: The Trees
  3. Blimey Cow: The Bass and Me
  4. Blimey Cow: Phone
  5. Blimey Cow: Lying
  6. Blimey Cow: The Coconut
  7. BBT Episode 1: The Walk
  8. Blimey Cow: Valentine's Day
  9. Blimey Cow: King Barry
  10. Blimey Cow: Delayed Vision
  11. Blimey Cow: New Neighbors
  12. Blimey Cow: Zack's Birthday
  13. Blimey Cow: April Fool's Day
  14. BBT Episode 2: College
  15. Blimey Cow: The Lumberjack
  16. Blimey Cow: Bullies
  17. Blimey Cow: Outlet
  18. Blimey Cow: The Mystery
  19. Blimey Cow: Bloopers 2
  20. Blimey Cow: The Con
  21. BBT Episode 3: The Comment
  22. Blimey Cow: Sould
  23. Jordan's Messyges: Dumbbells and Chick Flicks
  24. Blimey Cow: Jon the Miracle
  25. A Fun Day: When We Did Improv
  26. Jordan's Messyges: Florida and Fear
  27. Blimey Cow: Number Twenty Nine
  28. Blimey Cow: Dinner
  29. Blimey Cow: Bloopers 3
  30. Jordan's Messyges: Jordan's Hair
  31. BBT Episode 4: Jordan's Girlfriend
  32. Blimey Cow: Halloween
  33. Jordan's Messyges: Live Life, or Leave
  34. Blimey Cow: Dealing with Kyle
  35. Blimey Cow: Cardhouse
  36. Blimey Cow: The Jump
  37. Blimey Cow: The Hike
  38. Blimey Cow: The Conversion
  39. Blimey Cow: Voodoo Love
  40. Blimey Cow: Bloopers 4
  41. Blimey Cow: Everybody's Happy
  42. Blimey Cow: Adam Is Blind
  43. BBT Episode 5: The Boyfriend
  44. BBT Episode 6: God
  45. Jordan's Messyges: Stay in Touch with Your Relatives
  46. Blimey Cow: The Fans
  47. Jordan's Messyges: Don't Be a Typical Teenager
  48. Blimey Cow: The Lunatic
  49. Jordan's Messyges: Don't Mess with God's Chosen
  50. Blimey Cow: The Power
  51. Blimey Cow: The League
  52. Jordan's Messyges: Take Advantage of Text Messyging
  53. Blimey Cow: Bloopers 5
  54. Blimey Cow: Racism
  55. Jordan's Messyges: Listen to God's Chosen
  56. BBT Episode 7: Cool
  57. BBT Episode 8: College 2
  58. BBT Episode 9: Our Sister, My Brother
  59. BBT Episode 10: Thanksgiving's Weak End
  60. Jordan's Messyges: Celebrate Jesus Day
  61. BBT Episode 12: Exes, Woes, and Cats
  62. Jordan's Messyges: Don't Name Your Band Something Dumpy
  63. Blimey Cow: Stocks and Bonds
  64. Jordan's Messyges: Doesn't Make Videos in the Summer
  65. Everybody Hates Batman: Don't Wear Hockey Pants
  66. Jordan's Messyges: Don't Be an Indie Elitist
  67. Jordan's Messyges: Get to Know God
  68. Jordan's Messyges: Quit While You're Ahead
  69. Blimey Cow: Jordan's Words of Wisdom
  70. Jordan's Messyges: Keep Your Promises
  72. Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 2
  73. Blimey Cow: Pudding Cookies
  74. Everybody Hates Batman: Batman vs. The Impostor
  75. Everybody Hates Batman: Don't Make "The Dark Knight Rises"
  76. Messy Mondays: New School Year
  77. Messy Mondays: Who Would Jesus Date?
  78. Messy Mondays: Lions and Zombies and Girls, Oh My!
  79. Messy Mondays: Facebook Changes Things!
  80. Messy Mondays: Stupid Cheater People
  81. Messy Mondays: Things I Wish I Could Forget
  82. Messy Mondays: What They Don't Teach You in College
  83. Everybody Hates Batman: Batman Vs. Halloween
  85. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Movies
  86. Messy Mondays: The Three Types of Churches
  87. Messy Mondays: The Truth About Youth Group
  88. Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 3
  89. Messy Mondays: The One About Missions Trips
  90. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get Girls to Like You
  91. Messy Mondays: Stupid Stuff People Do on the Internet
  92. Everybody Hates Batman: Batman Is Real, Santa Is Fake
  93. Messy Mondays: Did You Get Everything You Wanted?
  94. Messy Mondays: "Like" vs. "Love"
  95. Messy Mondays: Proof That Jesus Loves Tim Tebow!
  96. Messy Mondays: Seven Lies About Homeschoolers
  97. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get the Right Guy to Like You
  98. Messy Mondays: My Smart Phone Made Me Stupid
  99. Messy Mondays: Why "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D" Is a Bad Idea
  100. Messy Mondays: "Want" vs. "Need"
  101. Messy Mondays: I Love/Hate Valentine's Day
  102. Messy Mondays: The One about Sex
  103. Messy Mondays: The TV Tells Me How to Vote
  104. Messy Mondays: How to Be "More Than Friends" (In Four Easy Steps)
  105. Blimey Cow: Best Song Ever
  106. Messy Mondays: How to Be "Just Friends" (In Five Easy Steps)
  107. Messy Mondays: The Problem with Christian Bands
  108. Messy Mondays: You Are Not an Activist
  109. Messy Mondays: Books vs. Movies
  110. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
  111. Messy Mondays: Seven Tips for Successful Dating
  112. Messy Mondays: "Making Time" for God
  113. Messy Mondays: Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
  114. Messy Mondays: Stupid Drivers
  115. Messy Mondays: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
  116. Messy Mondays: My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
  117. Messy Mondays: #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
  118. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
  119. Jordan's Messyges: Recycling Terrible Ideas
  120. Messy Mondays: The Opposite of Love
  121. Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 4
  122. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
  123. Jordan's Messyges: Thinking about the Future
  124. Messy Mondays: Dating Jesus
  125. Messy Mondays: REPOST IF YOU LOVE JESUS
  126. Messy Mondays: Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
  127. ANNOUNCEMENT: Enter Our 72 Hour Film Festival!
  128. Messy Mondays: Never Think Outside the Box
  129. Jordan's Messyges: Cheating on Three Girlfriends
  130. Messy Mondays: Christians Never Mess Up, Ever.
  131. Jordan's Messyges: Questions That Are Not About Relationships
  132. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 2
  133. ANNOUNCEMENT: The Film Fest Top 10!
  134. Messy Mondays: Stupid Internet Debates
  135. Everybody Hates Batman: The Rise & Fall of The Dark Knight
  136. Messy Mondays: Seven Problems with Modern Music
  137. Jordan's Messyges: New Host?!
  138. Messy Mondays: Death to Bored!
  139. Blimey Cow: A Day in the Life of Jordan
  140. Messy Mondays: Playing the God Card
  141. Jordan Michael Taylor - "Beginning"
  142. Messy Mondays: Five Reasons College Might Be a Waste of Your Time
  143. Messy Mondays: Thank You. (Special 1-Year Anniversary Episode)
  144. Messy Mondays: Laughing at a Hilarious Joke (You)
  145. Messy Mondays: Mindless Consumers
  146. Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Support Your Local Chivalry
  147. Messy Mondays: What Life Was Like Before the Internet
  148. Messy Mondays: Everyone Else Is as Stupid as You
  149. Messy Mondays: 25 Things You Say When You Don't Know What to Say
  150. Messy Mondays: The One About "Bad Words"
  151. Messy Mondays: 20 Words That Are Misused & Abused
  152. Messy Mondays: Dear Disney, Please Don't Ruin Star Wars. (SPECIAL WEDNESDAY EDITION)
  153. Messy Mondays: I Pledge Blind Allegiance
  154. Messy Mondays: How to Make the Perfect Christmas List
  155. Messy Mondays: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
  156. Messy Mondays: Jordan's Declassified Finals Survival Guide
  157. Messy Mondays: Spelling Tips for the Internet
  158. Messy Mondays: How Do You Know If You're in Love?
  159. Messy Mondays: I Want 100% Likability, Please.
  160. Messy Mondays: Four People I Feel Sorry for During Christmas
  161. Messy Mondays: MORE Spelling Tips for the Internet
  162. Messy Mondays: 15 Ways Movies Think You Are Stupid
  163. Messy Mondays: I'm Doing It Wrong.
  164. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 3
  165. Messy Mondays: 35 Activities that Don't Involve Staring at a Screen
  166. Messy Mondays: How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
  167. Messy Mondays: Attack of the "Friend Zone"
  168. Messy Mondays: "A Worship Song Written in 5 Minutes" FULL VERSION!
  169. Jordan's Messyges: Kelli's Birthday
  170. Messy Mondays: PDA - Public Displays for Attention
  171. Jordan's Messyges: Tour Favorite
  172. Messy Mondays: Ten Tips for a Happy Marriage
  173. Jordan's Messyges: Teen Girl Troubled With Boy Problems
  174. Messy Mondays: This is MY Show.
  175. Jordan's Messyges: Better Person vs. Scientist
  176. Messy Mondays: The TV Tells Me How to Feel
  177. Jordan's Messyges: Hope for Humanity
  178. Messy Mondays: How Physical is Too Physical?
  179. Jordan's Messyges: I Love My Brother.
  180. Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Christian Clichés
  181. Jordan's Messyges: Disney Princesses & Embarrassing Moments
  182. Messy Mondays: I'm Offended by "Being Offended"
  183. Jordan's Messyges: Ring by Spring?
  184. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways Your Relationship Is Annoying Your Friends
  185. Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl
  186. Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons I'm Afraid to Go Outside
  187. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to Graduations
  188. Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy
  189. Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to College
  190. Messy Mondays: How to Tell Someone You Are NOT Interested
  191. Messy Mondays: I Like You In Real Life (But Not on the Internet)
  192. Messy Mondays: Seven Lies You Believe About Yourself
  193. Messy Mondays: What Jesus Should Have Said, Instead.
  194. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Being the Third Wheel
  195. What's Update: Summer of Blimey Cow Begins
  196. Jordan's Messyges: My Top 5 Favorite Bands
  197. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Everybody Needs to Be Told
  198. What's Update: Be In the 100th Episode of Messy Mondays
  199. Jordan's Messyges: The Double Whammy!
  200. Messy Mondays: The Pursuit of Happiness (Is a Lie)
  201. What's Update: The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast
  202. Jordan's Messyges: Shy Guys vs. Not Interested
  203. Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Don't Care About Poor People
  204. Announcement: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" is TOP TEN on iTunes!!!!
  205. What's Update: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" #1 on iTunes
  206. Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Movie
  207. Announcement: Celebrating 100 Episodes of Messy Mondays!
  208. Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Hate Blimey Cow (Special 100th Episode)
  209. What's Update: Weekly Blimey Cow Google Hangout
  210. Jordan's Messyges: Farmer's Tan Insecurities
  211. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Girl's Day
  212. What's Update: MEME CONTEST
  213. Jordan's Messyges: THE LAST MESSYGE?!
  214. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Guy's Day
  215. What's Update: Meme Contest Winner, Update on Dad, and More
  217. Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Love More than God
  218. What's Update: The End of Summer of Blimey Cow
  219. Jordan's Songs: Separation is Natural
  220. Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Starting a Youtube Channel (Special 2-Year Anniversary Episode)
  221. Messy Mondays: Ten Stupid Things People Actually Do
  222. Messy Mondays: How to Be a Gentleman
  223. Messy Mondays: An Open Letter to Bullies
  224. Messy Mondays: (Tough) Love Your Enemies
  225. Messy Mondays: All I Want Out of Life Is More
  226. Jordan's Songs: Arcane
  227. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Turn Your Day Around
  228. Messy Mondays: Five Problems with Modern Video Games
  229. Messy Mondays: How to Talk Like a Christian
  230. Messy Mondays: Five Ways I Waste My Life
  231. Messy Mondays: Let's Talk About Youtube Comments.
  232. Jordan's Messyges: Responding to the Haters!!!
  233. Messy Mondays: Making Mistakes Makes You An Idiot
  234. Jordan's Messyges: Cheaters- Homeschool Edition!
  235. Messy Mondays: If I Don't Post about It Online, Did It Really Happen?
  236. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Watching the News
  237. Messy Mondays: Seven More Lies About Homeschoolers
  238. Messy Mondays: When Should You Start Dating?
  239. Messy Mondays: Five Things I Really Need to Stop Doing
  240. Jordan's Messyges: Go Talk to the Principal
  241. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want Anything for Christmas
  242. Messy Mondays: I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing Because I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing...
  243. Messy Mondays: The One About Big Head Kid
  244. Messy Mondays: I Don't Deserve to Be Happy.
  245. Jordan's Messyges: None of Your Friends Have a Clue
  246. Messy Mondays: Ten Annoying Things Parents Do on Facebook
  247. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Dentist
  248. Messy Mondays: Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner
  249. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Beat Writer's Block
  250. Messy Mondays: Seven Lies That Hollywood Told Me
  251. Jordan's Messyges: Coca-Cola "Controversy"!
  252. Messy Mondays: Five Great Reasons to Be Single
  253. Messy Mondays: Why Do I Care What People Think about Me?
  254. Messy Mondays: Five Truths Everyone Needs to Hear
  255. Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Hate about Link Bait (You Won't Believe #3!)
  256. Jordan's Messyges: I Like "Like Like" My Best Friend's Twin Brother
  257. Messy Mondays: Eight Awkward Situations (and How to Deal with Them)
  258. Messy Mondays: Ten Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Posting Something Online
  259. Messy Mondays: I Hate Judgmental People.
  260. Messy Mondays: How Not to Be a Terrible Person When You Go Out to Eat
  261. Jordan's Messyges: I'm Sorry I Never Answer Your Questions
  262. Messy Mondays: Why Do We Have Knee-Jerk Reactions?
  263. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Guy Likes You
  264. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Girl Likes You
  265. Messy Mondays: Four Myths that Students Believe about College
  266. Jordan's Messyges: The Worst Advice Ever
  267. Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons Why Being a Teenager Is the Worst
  268. Jordan's Messyges: [[Big Head Kid
  269. Messy Mondays: In (Everything But) God We Trust
  270. Jordan's Messyges: What Does ;( Mean?
  271. Messy Mondays: Five Questions to Ask Yourself Every Day
  272. Jordan's Messyges: Debating Cheese & Sleep Deprivation
  273. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Things Your Friends Do
  274. Jordan's Messyges: A New Expletive
  275. Messy Mondays: Five Things Guys Need to Stop Doing to Girls
  276. Big Head Kid: BYE BYE, BLIMEY COW
  277. Jordan's Messyges: Madly in Like with Someone I've Never Met
  278. Messy Mondays: The Violent Reaction to Violence
  279. Jordan's Messyges: A Very Disturbing Story about a Turtle
  280. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Being a YouTuber Has Taught Me
  281. Jordan's Messyges: How Do I Hug a Boy?
  282. Messy Mondays: Don't Think for Yourself, Ever.
  283. It's Josh's Birthday!
  284. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Best Friend's Older Brother
  285. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 4
  286. Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Youtuber
  287. Messy Mondays: Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion
  288. Jordan's Messyges: I Want My Ex-Girlfriend Back
  289. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Awkward Hugs
  290. Jordan's Messyges: The Scariest Thing I've Ever Done
  291. Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Youth Group Clichés
  292. Jordan's Messyges: #ThankGodForMessyges
  293. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Girlfriend
  294. Jordan's Messyges: My Biggest Pet Peeve
  295. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Boyfriend
  296. Jordan's Messyges: I Actually Answer the Questions
  297. Messy Mondays: Six Awkward Situations for Shy People
  298. Jordan's Messyges: Prank Calling Kelli
  299. Messy Mondays: The World Is Messed Up (And I'm Freaking Out)
  300. Jordan's Messyges: The Funniest Episode Ever
  301. Messy Mondays: Seven Things That Happen When Something Goes Viral
  302. Jordan's Messyges: Am I Going to Become a Farmer?!
  303. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Hashtag Activism
  304. Jordan's Messyges: Why Are Guys Mean to Girls They Like?!
  305. Messy Mondays: The Ten Commandments of Social Media
  306. Jordan's Messyges: Sending a Boy Mixed Signals
  307. Messy Mondays: Four Reasons Worry Is My Best Friend
  308. Jordan's Messyges: Have I Ever Told a Girl I Like Her?
  309. Messy Mondays: Six Things Hollywood Gets Wrong about Real Life
  310. Jordan's Messyges: How Do You Tell a Girl You Like Her without Looking Stupid?
  311. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 5
  312. Jordan's Messyges: Three Things You Need For a Good Relationship
  313. Messy Mondays: The Fandom Menace (Or: Why I Hate Fandoms)
  314. Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend Is Proposing to Someone Else
  315. Messy Mondays: How to Not Creep Out Girls
  316. Jordan's Messyges: Why Don't Guys Like Me?
  317. Messy Mondays: Why I'll Never Be Happy
  318. Jordan's Messyges: Sadie Hawkins Dance Advice
  319. Messy Mondays: Four Relationship Clichés (That Are Just Wrong)
  320. Jordan's Messyges: I'm Taller than the Guy I Like
  321. Messy Mondays: Putting the Word "Christian" in Front of Something Doesn't Make It Christian
  322. Jordan's Messyges: When Should I Start Telling People that I Have a Boyfriend?
  323. Messy Mondays: Ten Kids You Meet at Every Youth Group
  324. Jordan's Messyges: My Sister & Her Boyfriend Show Too Much PDA
  325. Messy Mondays: Why I (Kind of) Hate Black Friday
  326. Jordan's Messyges: Unfollowing Someone on Instagram
  327. Messy Mondays: How to Be Thankful (In Just One Easy Step)
  328. Jordan's Messyges: I Like My Sister's Boyfriend's Brother
  329. Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Shut Down a Healthy Debate
  330. Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend is Ignoring Me
  331. Announcement: We Have a Secret...
  332. Messy Mondays: How to Be God's Favorite
  333. BLIMEY COW TOONS: Big Head Kid & the Alien
  334. Jordan's Messyges: I'm a Homeschooler in Love with a Public Schooler
  335. Messy Mondays: Facebook Video vs YouTube: Which Is Better?
  336. Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Crush Likes Me
  337. Messy Mondays: Five Things Girls Should Stop Doing to Guys
  338. Jordan's Messyges: Asking a Girl to Hang Out without it Looking Like Date
  339. BLIMEY COW TOONS: The Christmas Feeling
  340. Jordan's Messyges: Are You a Doctor Who Fan?
  341. Messy Mondays: Fifteen Stupid Reasons to Break Up
  342. Jordan's Messyges: My Friend Told My Crush that I Like Him
  343. Messy Mondays: Seven Signs that You Should Probably Break Up
  344. Jordan's Messyges: Is He Hinting that He Likes Me?
  345. Messy Mondays: The Five Stages of Hating Your Job
  346. Jordan's Messyges: I Haven't Had My First Kiss
  347. Messy Mondays: Five Problems with the Video Game Industry
  348. Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Boyfriend HATES ME
  349. Messy Mondays: Why You Should Never Try New Things
  350. #AskJordan: NEW SHOW!
  351. Messy Mondays: Four Things Introverts Think (But Never Say)
  352. #AskJordan: Parkour Challenge
  353. Messy Mondays: Three Things We're All Sick of Hearing About (February 2015)
  354. #AskJordan: One-Arm Push Ups
  355. Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Healthy Dating
  356. #AskJordan: Make a Horror Movie
  357. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Be Famous
  358. #AskJordan: What Color Is the Dress?
  359. Messy Mondays: How to Talk on the Phone (Without Sounding Like an Idiot)
  360. #AskJordan: THE WORM CHALLENGE
  361. Messy Mondays: Seven Things I Wish I Knew When I Was a Teenager
  362. #AskJordan: Write a Love Song
  363. Messy Mondays: How to Fix All of Your Problems, Guaranteed!
  364. #AskJordan: One-Handed Cartwheel Challenge
  365. Messy Mondays: Should Guys Open Doors for Girls?
  366. #AskJordan: The Worst Thing I Ever Did
  367. Messy Mondays: The 24 Hour Internet Outrage Cycle
  368. #AskJordan: What I Looked Like As a Child
  369. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Phrases That Have NO Meaning
  370. #AskJordan: My Most Embarrassing Facebook Post
  371. Messy Mondays: Stop Saying "There Should Be a Law"
  372. #AskJordan: My Biggest Phobia
  373. Messy Mondays: 25 Signs You Listened to Christian Music Growing Up
  374. #AskJordan: My Huge Announcement
  375. Messy Mondays: Why I Like Twitter Better than Facebook
  376. Announcement: In Case You Forgot about the New Channel...
  377. Messy Mondays: The Shy Person's Guide to Talking to New People
  378. Messy Mondays: How to Compliment Girls without Sounding Creepy
  379. Messy Mondays: How to Compliment a Guy without Sounding Flirty
  380. Messy Mondays: How to Get Millennials Back in Church
  381. Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Homeschoolers
  382. Messy Mondays: The Truth about Church Camp
  383. SONG PREMIERE: Jordan Taylor "Need Each Other"
  384. Messy Mondays: How to Tell People about Jesus
  385. Jordan's Messyges: Girl Bullies Boy? CALL THE COPS!
  386. Messy Mondays: How to Make Something Go Viral
  387. Announcement: JORDAN'S ALBUM IS HERE!
  388. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Might Not Know about Blimey Cow
  389. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Love My Neighbor
  390. Messy Mondays: Five Awkward Things in the Bible
  391. Messy Mondays: Why Do Christians Freak Out About Everything?
  392. Messy Mondays: Ten Questions Retail Workers Get Tired of Hearing
  393. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a YouTuber is SELLING OUT!
  394. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Older Sister's Friend
  395. Messy Mondays: Should People Label Themselves?
  396. Messy Mondays: The World Doesn't Exist to Not Offend You
  397. Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
  398. Messy Mondays: Don't Bring God into This!
  399. Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
  400. Messy Mondays: What Is the WORST Bad Word?
  401. Messy Mondays: Awkward Christian Phrases
  402. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Eye Doctor
  403. Jordan's Messyges: Awkward Situation with Brother's Girlfriend
  404. Messy Mondays: If You Want to Support a Cause, Actually DO Something.
  405. What Happened in Brother Brother Time Season 1
  406. Messy Mondays: The Pros and Cons of Fall
  407. BBT S2: Nothing Has Changed
  408. Messy Mondays: How to Get Your Youth Group Crush to Like You
  409. BBT S2: Jordan's Online Girlfriend
  410. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Passive Aggressive Phrases
  411. BBT S2: Jordan's Unspoken Prayer Request
  412. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Be a Terrible Boyfriend
  413. BBT S2: Josh's Broken Heart
  414. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You See at the Movies
  415. BBT S2: Everything Has Changed
  416. Messy Mondays: What Jesus Was Like as a Teenager
  417. Messy Mondays: Happy Guiltsgiving: Feel Guilty for Your Blessings!
  418. Messy Mondays: Let's Take the "Christ" Out of "Christian!"
  419. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on 15 Girls from CHURCH CAMP
  420. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschoolers Get Asked
  421. Messy Mondays: When People Ask Why You're Single (Special Thursday Edition)
  422. Messy Mondays: Saying "Happy Holidays" Is a Micro-Persecution
  423. Messy Mondays: We Were Wrong about Christmas (An Apology from Blimey Cow)
  424. Messy Mondays: Don't Forget to Enjoy Your Life
  425. Messy Mondays: I'll Just Leave This Here... (& Other Dumb Things People Say Online)
  426. Messy Mondays: Let Me Tell You How to Think (for Yourself)
  427. Jordan's Messyges: A Girl is Saying Nasty Things About Me to My Crush
  428. Messy Mondays: Six Signs You Need New Friends
  429. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Show Girls Respect
  430. Jordan's Messyges: My Introverted Crush Won't Talk to Me
  431. Messy Mondays: The Top Ten Movie Clichés
  432. Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY Told a Boy I Don't Like That I Like Him
  433. Messy Mondays: Five Words that Describe People Who Disagree with Me
  434. Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
  435. Messy Mondays: Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
  436. Messy Mondays: Why Our Phones Disconnect Us
  437. Messy Mondays: How to Avoid Politics on Facebook
  438. Messy Mondays: How to Get Right with God
  439. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 6
  440. Jordan's Messyges: Held My Hand...Then FRIEND ZONED ME?
  441. Messy Mondays: Our Lord and Savior, The President
  442. Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Girl
  443. Jordan's Messyges: Breaks Up With Girlfriend...IMMEDIATELY SNAPCHATS ME?
  444. Messy Mondays: I'm Proud to Pay My Taxes!
  445. Messy Mondays: Never Question Your Beliefs!
  446. Messy Mondays: Five Things to Avoid During Finals
  447. Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Signs You Were a Christian Kid
  448. Messy Mondays: Hey Adults, Who Raised All These Entitled Millennials?
  449. Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Guy
  450. Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Youth Pastors
  451. Messy Mondays: An Apology to Our Audience (Special 250th Episode)
  452. Jordan's Messyges: JUST met. crushing HARD. Should I add him on Facebook?
  453. Messy Mondays: Annoying Questions Graduates Get Asked
  454. Messy Mondays: How to Decide Who to Vote For
  455. Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to Dating
  456. Jordan's Messyges: The Most SERIOUS Messyge I've Ever Received
  457. Messy Mondays: Horrible Ways to Tell People about Jesus
  458. Messy Mondays: Why You Can't Have Free Things
  459. Messy Mondays: How to Be a REAL Man!
  460. Messy Mondays: Comments You See in EVERY YouTube Comment Section
  461. Messy Mondays: Our Brains Weren't Designed for This Much Bad News
  462. Messy Mondays: The Problem with Celebrity Worship
  463. Messy Mondays: The Twelve Types of Homeschool Moms
  464. Messy Mondays: SOCIAL MEDIA ROAST 2016
  465. Messy Mondays: Why We Can't Talk About Religion & Politics
  466. Jordan's Messyges: My STUPID SISTER Sabatoged Me...
  467. Messy Mondays: How to Get Popular on YouTube (Special 5-Year Anniversary Episode)
  468. Messy Mondays: Five Things Introverts Are Secretly Paranoid About
  469. Messy Mondays: Why Your Crush Doesn't Like You
  470. Messy Mondays: How to Look Like a PERFECT Christian!
  471. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 7 (Special Thursday Edition)
  472. Messy Mondays: I'm Triggered by People Disagreeing with Me
  473. Messy Mondays: The Most Annoying Thing People Do on Social Media
  475. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NOT Do at Youth Group
  476. Jordan's Messyges: My Youth Leader Has a Crush on Me!!
  477. Messy Mondays: How to Get to Know Your Crush (Without Being Awkward)
  478. Messy Mondays: 25 More Christian Pick-Up Lines
  479. Messy Mondays: I've Never Been More Scared in My Life...
  480. Messy Mondays: I'm Not a Nice Person...
  481. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend
  482. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend (Special Thursday Edition)
  483. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 8
  484. Messy Mondays: Five Terrible Ways to Break Up
  485. Messy Mondays: How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays
  486. Jordan's Messyges: sooo…I don't ACTUALLY like my bf, BUT…
  487. Messy Mondays: I Hate You, 2016.
  488. Messy Mondays: Extroverts Are People, Too.
  489. Messy Mondays: I Need a Change...
  490. Messy Mondays: When Your First Date Goes Horribly Wrong
  491. Messy Mondays: I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore...
  492. Messy Mondays: HAHA SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
  493. Messy Mondays: How to Survive a Breakup
  494. Messy Mondays: Five Easy Ways to Make Someone's Day
  495. Messy Mondays: It's Okay to Be Single
  496. Messy Mondays: The Media Are Liars (In Defense of PewDiePie)
  497. Messy Mondays: Three Things You Can Do TODAY to Stop Laziness
  498. Messy Mondays: How to Propose to Your Girlfriend
  499. Jordan's Messyges: If I answer wrong, he becomes an atheist...
  501. Messy Mondays: When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
  502. Messy Mondays: Homeschool vs. "Regular School"
  503. Messy Mondays: I'm Suddenly Terrified of Government Power!
  504. Messy Mondays: Is YouTube Censoring Us?
  505. Messy Mondays: The One that Offends Social Justice Warriors AND Christians
  506. Messy Mondays: Why Social Media Is So Depressing Right Now
  507. Messy Mondays: Why we make this show. (Special 300th Episode)
  508. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 9
  509. Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Girls Do (EXPLAINED)
  511. Jordan and Sara's Wedding
  512. Messy Mondays: When Two of Your Friends Start Dating
  513. Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Guys Do (EXPLAINED)
  514. Messy Mondays: The Introvert's Guide to Dating
  515. Jordan's Messyges: Grandma stole my password & blocked ALL HOMESCHOOLERS
  516. Messy Mondays: How to Not Scare Away Your Crush (on Social Media)
  517. Messy Mondays: Three Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Die
  518. Messy Mondays: What We Learned from the Roller Coaster Incident
  519. Messy Mondays: Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You
  520. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschool Moms Get Asked
  521. Messy Mondays: People Who Say "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" Are Annoying
  522. Messy Mondays: The Secret to a Happy Life
  523. Messy Mondays: "In Like" vs. "In Love"
  524. Messy Mondays: No, you are not "adulting."
  525. Messy Mondays: The Sad Truth about School
  526. Messy Mondays: Please watch this video.
  527. Messy Mondays: Seven Types of TERRIBLE BOSSES (Bonus Friday episode)
  528. Messy Mondays: The Story of the Christian Girl
  529. Messy Mondays: Why is "Right vs. Wrong" so confusing sometimes?
  530. Messy Mondays: All My Friends Are Getting Married... Except Me
  531. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Job (100% Guaranteed)
  532. Messy Mondays: In Defense of "Thoughts & Prayers"
  534. Messy Mondays: When Homeschoolers Grow Up
  535. Messy Mondays: You Are What You Hate
  536. Messy Mondays: How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
  537. Messy Mondays: Only watch if you are a true fan.
  538. Messy Mondays: Politics Killed the Holidays
  539. Messy Mondays: Christmas Romance: Four Things You Should NOT Do
  540. Sketch: The Birthday GIFt
  541. Messy Mondays: The Top 5 Christian Clichés (CHRISTMAS EDITION)
  542. Messy Mondays: Why We Don't Swear in Our Videos
  543. Messy Mondays: How to Talk to People You Disagree With
  544. Messy Mondays: SPOILER WARNING: Don't Be "That Guy"
  545. Messy Mondays: Why You Fail at Your Goals
  546. Messy Mondays: The bravest video we have ever made.
  547. Messy Mondays: Seven Awkward Situations for Introverts
  548. Messy Mondays: The Problem with "Internet Friends"
  549. Messy Mondays: How to Respect Women (in 2018)
  550. Messy Mondays: How to Be Great at Small Talk
  551. Messy Mondays: Watch this if you want tomorrow to be better.
  552. Jordan's Messyges: My BFF's boyfriend professed his love… FOR ME
  553. Messy Mondays: You can't stop bad things from happening.
  554. Messy Mondays: Three Ways YOU Can Make the World a Better Place
  555. Messy Mondays: The Truth vs. "My Truth"
  556. Messy Mondays: ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases
  557. Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Make Yourself More Attractive
  558. Messy Mondays: Things People Say to Sound Smart (When They Aren't)
  559. Jordan's Messyges: I made a FAKE ONLINE IDENTITY so she'd like me… should I tell?
  560. Messy Mondays: The Top 8 Reasons Facebook Is Terrible
  561. Messy Mondays: Dating Is Awkward When You Are Homeschooled
  562. Jordan's Messyges: I'm 15 and in love with a GROWN MAN...
  563. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways Hollywood Is Painfully Out of Touch
  564. Messy Mondays: Liberal Christianity vs. Conservative Christianity
  565. Messy Mondays: How to Be the EDGIEST Kid You Know
  566. Messy Mondays: I'm afraid you will be disappointed in me.
  567. Jordan's Messyges: I'm a NEW ATHEIST. Will my parents still love me?
  568. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If the Girl You Like Doesn't Like You Back
  569. Messy Mondays: What Would Jesus Do (in 2018)?!
  570. Jordan's Messyges: My family found out about the bad stuff I do online...
  571. Messy Mondays: "Why not just guarantee everyone a job?"
  572. Messy Mondays: Your unpopular opinion doesn't make you special 🙃
  573. Jordan's Messyges: I’m kissing MY COUSIN and don’t know how to tell my parents…
  574. Messy Mondays: You Might NOT Be a Homeschooler If...
  575. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Annoying People on Twitter
  576. Messy Mondays: Seven ANNOYING Things YouTubers Do in Their Videos
  577. Messy Mondays: The ANGRIEST video we have ever made.
  578. Messy Mondays: ONLY Sheltered Kids Will Understand...
  579. Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY kissed my friend’s boyfriend in the dark…
  580. Messy Mondays: How to Get an Introvert to Fall in Love with You
  581. Messy Mondays: Seven "Friends" You Should Break Up With
  582. Messy Mondays: Didn't we already know Hollywood was terrible?
  583. Messy Mondays: Six Things that Are NOT as Edgy as You Think
  584. Jordan's Messyges: The most inappropriate Messyges of all time?…
  585. We never dreamed it would get this big... (Blimey Con 2018)
  586. Jordan's Messyges: I cheated on my boyfriend in a VR chatroom…
  587. Messy Mondays: Five People Who Should Be BANNED from the Internet
  588. Jordan's Messyges: MY MOM wants me to be MORE PHYSICAL with my boyfriend…
  589. Messy Mondays: How SHELTERED Were You?! (Take Our Quiz!)
  590. Why We Never Deleted Our Old Videos
  591. Jordan's Messyges: My boyfriend doesn't know I already booked our wedding...
  592. Messy Mondays: How to Respond to Homeschool HATERS
  593. Jordan's Messyges: My 90yr old GRANDMA is forcing me to watch DIRTY TV...
  594. Messy Mondays: Making friends is hard when you're an adult
  595. Jordan's Messyges: I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this...
  596. Messy Mondays: Things Former Homeschoolers Say
  597. Messy Mondays: The Secret Reason We're Addicted to Social Media
  598. Messy Mondays: DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN
  599. Jordan's Messyges: I didn't know my dad was married…for 2 months
  600. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Happy People Do Every Day
  601. Messy Mondays: Stop begging me to vote, celebrities.
  602. Jordan's Messyges: We had no physical contact before marriage…
  603. Messy Mondays: How to Deal with a Needy Friend
  604. Jordan's Messyges: My Husband’s Best Friend is in love with me... (for real)
  605. Messy Mondays: How to DESTROY Anyone in a Debate
  606. Messy Mondays: The Secret to Finding "THE ONE"
  607. Messy Mondays: The Truth about Entitled Millennials
  608. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You Meet EVERY Christmas
  609. Jordan's Messyges: My youth pastor is too physical with me… help.
  610. Messy Mondays: How to Get a $5 Blimey Cow Shirt!
  611. Jordan's Messyges: He asked me to take a FERTILITY TEST… on the 2nd date
  612. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... (2018)
  613. Messy Mondays: Why YouTube Doesn't Get It.
  614. Jordan's Messyges: My friend FAKED being drunk... I showed HER MOM the texts
  615. Messy Mondays: Why New Year's Resolutions are actually BAD for you
  616. Messy Mondays: Why They Hate Memes.
  617. Jordan's Messyges: My EX obsessively calls in the night wanting me to...
  618. Telling my brother we're having a BABY!
  619. Messy Mondays: How to Ruin Your Chances at a Healthy Relationship
  620. Jordan's Messyges: I used GPS to spy on my Best Friend. She's with my EX…
  621. Messy Mondays: 30 Things EVERY Nintendo Switch Owner Says...
  622. Messy Mondays: Where Do Bad People Go When They Die?
  623. Jordan's Messyges: I said "I love you"… TOO SOON

Unlisted Videos (work in progress)[]

  1. The Boot
  2. "We're The Boot" by The Boot (Music Video)
  3. Blimey Cow: The New Sheriff
  4. Jordan's Messyges: Toes, Girlfriends, Bands
  5. BBT Episode 11: A Christmas Wish
  6. DELETED SCENE: You Are Not an Activist
  7. MESSY MISTAKES: Books vs. Movies
  8. MESSY MISTAKES: You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
  9. MESSY MISTAKES: "Making Time" for God
  10. DELETED SCENE: "Making Time" for God
  11. MESSY MISTAKES: Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
  12. MESSY MISTAKES: Stupid Drivers
  13. MESSY MISTAKES: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
  14. DELETED SCENE: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
  15. Kelli Makes a Selfie
  16. MESSY MISTAKES: My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
  17. MESSY MISTAKES: #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
  18. MESSY MISTAKES: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
  19. DELETED SCENE: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
  20. 10 SECONDS EARLIER: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
  21. Are You Serious? TRY AGAIN
  22. MESSY MISTAKES: The Opposite of Love
  23. ALTERNATE ENDINGS: The Opposite of Love
  24. Jordan's Viral Video!!!!!
  25. MEANWHILE...
  26. MESSY MISTAKES: Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
  27. Bloopers of Bloopers?
  28. MESSY MISTAKES: Thinking about the Future
  29. MESSY MISTAKES: Dating Jesus
  30. EXTENDED ENDING: Dating Jesus
  31. MESSY MISTAKES: Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
  32. Big Head Kid Sings!
  33. MESSY MISTAKES: Never Think Outside the Box
  34. DELETED SCENE: Never Think Outside the Box
  35. What It's Like When You Haven't Seen a New Movie Yet
  36. Rejected Auditions
  37. Puppet Show
  38. MESSY MISTAKES: Puppet Show
  39. Our Sister Amy
  40. MESSY MISTAKES: Our Sister Amy

Deleted Videos[]

  1. Production Number 5
  2. Production Number 9
  3. Bloopers 1
  4. Production Number 16
  5. Production Number 22
  6. Production Number 24
  7. Production Number 30
  8. Production Number 37
  9. The Audition
  10. The Staredown
  11. The Philosophy Gang
  12. One Messy Minute
  13. The Life and Times of Freddy Butkis
  14. 05-20-2012 MM Episode

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