Blimey Cow is the main channel to which Blimey Cow videos are uploaded.
Shows[]
- Messy Mondays (2011-present)
- Jordan's Messyges (2006-present)
- Brother Brother Time (2005-2008, 2015, 2020-present)
- Christian Meme Review (2019-present)
- Sketches (2011-present)
- This Is My Brother Jordan (2019-present)
- #AskJordan (Episodes 1-13) (2015)
- BLIMEY COW TOONS (2014)
- HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT (2011-2013)
- What's Updates (2013)
- Everybody Hates Batman (2008-2012)
- Blimey Cow Productions (2005-2008)
- The Adventures of Jesus-Man (2007-2008)
Videos[]
Public Uploads[]
- Blimey Cow: Piano Notes
- Blimey Cow: The Trees
- Blimey Cow: The Bass and Me
- Blimey Cow: Phone
- Blimey Cow: Lying
- Blimey Cow: The Coconut
- BBT Episode 1: The Walk
- Blimey Cow: Valentine's Day
- Blimey Cow: King Barry
- Blimey Cow: Delayed Vision
- Blimey Cow: New Neighbors
- Blimey Cow: Zack's Birthday
- Blimey Cow: April Fool's Day
- BBT Episode 2: College
- Blimey Cow: The Lumberjack
- Blimey Cow: Bullies
- Blimey Cow: Outlet
- Blimey Cow: The Mystery
- Blimey Cow: Bloopers 2
- Blimey Cow: The Con
- BBT Episode 3: The Comment
- Blimey Cow: Sould
- Jordan's Messyges: Dumbbells and Chick Flicks
- Blimey Cow: Jon the Miracle
- A Fun Day: When We Did Improv
- Jordan's Messyges: Florida and Fear
- Blimey Cow: Number Twenty Nine
- Blimey Cow: Dinner
- Blimey Cow: Bloopers 3
- Jordan's Messyges: Jordan's Hair
- BBT Episode 4: Jordan's Girlfriend
- Blimey Cow: Halloween
- Jordan's Messyges: Live Life, or Leave
- Blimey Cow: Dealing with Kyle
- Blimey Cow: Cardhouse
- Blimey Cow: The Jump
- Blimey Cow: The Hike
- Blimey Cow: The Conversion
- Blimey Cow: Voodoo Love
- Blimey Cow: Bloopers 4
- Blimey Cow: Everybody's Happy
- Blimey Cow: Adam Is Blind
- BBT Episode 5: The Boyfriend
- BBT Episode 6: God
- Jordan's Messyges: Stay in Touch with Your Relatives
- Blimey Cow: The Fans
- Jordan's Messyges: Don't Be a Typical Teenager
- Blimey Cow: The Lunatic
- Jordan's Messyges: Don't Mess with God's Chosen
- Blimey Cow: The Power
- Blimey Cow: The League
- Jordan's Messyges: Take Advantage of Text Messyging
- Blimey Cow: Bloopers 5
- Blimey Cow: Racism
- Jordan's Messyges: Listen to God's Chosen
- BBT Episode 7: Cool
- BBT Episode 8: College 2
- BBT Episode 9: Our Sister, My Brother
- BBT Episode 10: Thanksgiving's Weak End
- Jordan's Messyges: Celebrate Jesus Day
- BBT Episode 12: Exes, Woes, and Cats
- Jordan's Messyges: Don't Name Your Band Something Dumpy
- Blimey Cow: Stocks and Bonds
- Jordan's Messyges: Doesn't Make Videos in the Summer
- Everybody Hates Batman: Don't Wear Hockey Pants
- Jordan's Messyges: Don't Be an Indie Elitist
- Jordan's Messyges: Get to Know God
- Jordan's Messyges: Quit While You're Ahead
- Blimey Cow: Jordan's Words of Wisdom
- Jordan's Messyges: Keep Your Promises
- Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT
- Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 2
- Blimey Cow: Pudding Cookies
- Everybody Hates Batman: Batman vs. The Impostor
- Everybody Hates Batman: Don't Make "The Dark Knight Rises"
- Messy Mondays: New School Year
- Messy Mondays: Who Would Jesus Date?
- Messy Mondays: Lions and Zombies and Girls, Oh My!
- Messy Mondays: Facebook Changes Things!
- Messy Mondays: Stupid Cheater People
- Messy Mondays: Things I Wish I Could Forget
- Messy Mondays: What They Don't Teach You in College
- Everybody Hates Batman: Batman Vs. Halloween
- Messy Mondays: IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Movies
- Messy Mondays: The Three Types of Churches
- Messy Mondays: The Truth About Youth Group
- Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 3
- Messy Mondays: The One About Missions Trips
- Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get Girls to Like You
- Messy Mondays: Stupid Stuff People Do on the Internet
- Everybody Hates Batman: Batman Is Real, Santa Is Fake
- Messy Mondays: Did You Get Everything You Wanted?
- Messy Mondays: "Like" vs. "Love"
- Messy Mondays: Proof That Jesus Loves Tim Tebow!
- Messy Mondays: Seven Lies About Homeschoolers
- Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get the Right Guy to Like You
- Messy Mondays: My Smart Phone Made Me Stupid
- Messy Mondays: Why "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D" Is a Bad Idea
- Messy Mondays: "Want" vs. "Need"
- Messy Mondays: I Love/Hate Valentine's Day
- Messy Mondays: The One about Sex
- Messy Mondays: The TV Tells Me How to Vote
- Messy Mondays: How to Be "More Than Friends" (In Four Easy Steps)
- Blimey Cow: Best Song Ever
- Messy Mondays: How to Be "Just Friends" (In Five Easy Steps)
- Messy Mondays: The Problem with Christian Bands
- Messy Mondays: You Are Not an Activist
- Messy Mondays: Books vs. Movies
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
- Messy Mondays: Seven Tips for Successful Dating
- Messy Mondays: "Making Time" for God
- Messy Mondays: Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
- Messy Mondays: Stupid Drivers
- Messy Mondays: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
- Messy Mondays: My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
- Messy Mondays: #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
- Jordan's Messyges: Recycling Terrible Ideas
- Messy Mondays: The Opposite of Love
- Blimey Cow: HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 4
- Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
- Jordan's Messyges: Thinking about the Future
- Messy Mondays: Dating Jesus
- Messy Mondays: REPOST IF YOU LOVE JESUS
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
- ANNOUNCEMENT: Enter Our 72 Hour Film Festival!
- Messy Mondays: Never Think Outside the Box
- Jordan's Messyges: Cheating on Three Girlfriends
- Messy Mondays: Christians Never Mess Up, Ever.
- Jordan's Messyges: Questions That Are Not About Relationships
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 2
- ANNOUNCEMENT: The Film Fest Top 10!
- Messy Mondays: Stupid Internet Debates
- Everybody Hates Batman: The Rise & Fall of The Dark Knight
- Messy Mondays: Seven Problems with Modern Music
- Jordan's Messyges: New Host?!
- Messy Mondays: Death to Bored!
- Blimey Cow: A Day in the Life of Jordan
- Messy Mondays: Playing the God Card
- Jordan Michael Taylor - "Beginning"
- Messy Mondays: Five Reasons College Might Be a Waste of Your Time
- Messy Mondays: Thank You. (Special 1-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Messy Mondays: Laughing at a Hilarious Joke (You)
- Messy Mondays: Mindless Consumers
- Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Support Your Local Chivalry
- Messy Mondays: What Life Was Like Before the Internet
- Messy Mondays: Everyone Else Is as Stupid as You
- Messy Mondays: 25 Things You Say When You Don't Know What to Say
- Messy Mondays: The One About "Bad Words"
- Messy Mondays: 20 Words That Are Misused & Abused
- Messy Mondays: Dear Disney, Please Don't Ruin Star Wars. (SPECIAL WEDNESDAY EDITION)
- Messy Mondays: I Pledge Blind Allegiance
- Messy Mondays: How to Make the Perfect Christmas List
- Messy Mondays: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
- Messy Mondays: Jordan's Declassified Finals Survival Guide
- Messy Mondays: Spelling Tips for the Internet
- Messy Mondays: How Do You Know If You're in Love?
- Messy Mondays: I Want 100% Likability, Please.
- Messy Mondays: Four People I Feel Sorry for During Christmas
- Messy Mondays: MORE Spelling Tips for the Internet
- Messy Mondays: 15 Ways Movies Think You Are Stupid
- Messy Mondays: I'm Doing It Wrong.
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 3
- Messy Mondays: 35 Activities that Don't Involve Staring at a Screen
- Messy Mondays: How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
- Messy Mondays: Attack of the "Friend Zone"
- Messy Mondays: "A Worship Song Written in 5 Minutes" FULL VERSION!
- Jordan's Messyges: Kelli's Birthday
- Messy Mondays: PDA - Public Displays for Attention
- Jordan's Messyges: Tour Favorite
- Messy Mondays: Ten Tips for a Happy Marriage
- Jordan's Messyges: Teen Girl Troubled With Boy Problems
- Messy Mondays: This is MY Show.
- Jordan's Messyges: Better Person vs. Scientist
- Messy Mondays: The TV Tells Me How to Feel
- Jordan's Messyges: Hope for Humanity
- Messy Mondays: How Physical is Too Physical?
- Jordan's Messyges: I Love My Brother.
- Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Christian Clichés
- Jordan's Messyges: Disney Princesses & Embarrassing Moments
- Messy Mondays: I'm Offended by "Being Offended"
- Jordan's Messyges: Ring by Spring?
- Messy Mondays: Ten Ways Your Relationship Is Annoying Your Friends
- Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl
- Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons I'm Afraid to Go Outside
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to Graduations
- Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy
- Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to College
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell Someone You Are NOT Interested
- Messy Mondays: I Like You In Real Life (But Not on the Internet)
- Messy Mondays: Seven Lies You Believe About Yourself
- Messy Mondays: What Jesus Should Have Said, Instead.
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Being the Third Wheel
- What's Update: Summer of Blimey Cow Begins
- Jordan's Messyges: My Top 5 Favorite Bands
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things Everybody Needs to Be Told
- What's Update: Be In the 100th Episode of Messy Mondays
- Jordan's Messyges: The Double Whammy!
- Messy Mondays: The Pursuit of Happiness (Is a Lie)
- What's Update: The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast
- Jordan's Messyges: Shy Guys vs. Not Interested
- Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Don't Care About Poor People
- Announcement: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" is TOP TEN on iTunes!!!!
- What's Update: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" #1 on iTunes
- Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Movie
- Announcement: Celebrating 100 Episodes of Messy Mondays!
- Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Hate Blimey Cow (Special 100th Episode)
- What's Update: Weekly Blimey Cow Google Hangout
- Jordan's Messyges: Farmer's Tan Insecurities
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Girl's Day
- What's Update: MEME CONTEST
- Jordan's Messyges: THE LAST MESSYGE?!
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Guy's Day
- What's Update: Meme Contest Winner, Update on Dad, and More
- HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 5
- Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Love More than God
- What's Update: The End of Summer of Blimey Cow
- Jordan's Songs: Separation is Natural
- Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Starting a Youtube Channel (Special 2-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Messy Mondays: Ten Stupid Things People Actually Do
- Messy Mondays: How to Be a Gentleman
- Messy Mondays: An Open Letter to Bullies
- Messy Mondays: (Tough) Love Your Enemies
- Messy Mondays: All I Want Out of Life Is More
- Jordan's Songs: Arcane
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Turn Your Day Around
- Messy Mondays: Five Problems with Modern Video Games
- Messy Mondays: How to Talk Like a Christian
- Messy Mondays: Five Ways I Waste My Life
- Messy Mondays: Let's Talk About Youtube Comments.
- Jordan's Messyges: Responding to the Haters!!!
- Messy Mondays: Making Mistakes Makes You An Idiot
- Jordan's Messyges: Cheaters- Homeschool Edition!
- Messy Mondays: If I Don't Post about It Online, Did It Really Happen?
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Watching the News
- Messy Mondays: Seven More Lies About Homeschoolers
- Messy Mondays: When Should You Start Dating?
- Messy Mondays: Five Things I Really Need to Stop Doing
- Jordan's Messyges: Go Talk to the Principal
- Messy Mondays: I Don't Want Anything for Christmas
- Messy Mondays: I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing Because I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing...
- Messy Mondays: The One About Big Head Kid
- Messy Mondays: I Don't Deserve to Be Happy.
- Jordan's Messyges: None of Your Friends Have a Clue
- Messy Mondays: Ten Annoying Things Parents Do on Facebook
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Dentist
- Messy Mondays: Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Beat Writer's Block
- Messy Mondays: Seven Lies That Hollywood Told Me
- Jordan's Messyges: Coca-Cola "Controversy"!
- Messy Mondays: Five Great Reasons to Be Single
- Messy Mondays: Why Do I Care What People Think about Me?
- Messy Mondays: Five Truths Everyone Needs to Hear
- Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Hate about Link Bait (You Won't Believe #3!)
- Jordan's Messyges: I Like "Like Like" My Best Friend's Twin Brother
- Messy Mondays: Eight Awkward Situations (and How to Deal with Them)
- Messy Mondays: Ten Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Posting Something Online
- Messy Mondays: I Hate Judgmental People.
- Messy Mondays: How Not to Be a Terrible Person When You Go Out to Eat
- Jordan's Messyges: I'm Sorry I Never Answer Your Questions
- Messy Mondays: Why Do We Have Knee-Jerk Reactions?
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Guy Likes You
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Girl Likes You
- Messy Mondays: Four Myths that Students Believe about College
- Jordan's Messyges: The Worst Advice Ever
- Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons Why Being a Teenager Is the Worst
- Jordan's Messyges: [[Big Head Kid
- Messy Mondays: In (Everything But) God We Trust
- Jordan's Messyges: What Does ;( Mean?
- Messy Mondays: Five Questions to Ask Yourself Every Day
- Jordan's Messyges: Debating Cheese & Sleep Deprivation
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Things Your Friends Do
- Jordan's Messyges: A New Expletive
- Messy Mondays: Five Things Guys Need to Stop Doing to Girls
- Big Head Kid: BYE BYE, BLIMEY COW
- Jordan's Messyges: Madly in Like with Someone I've Never Met
- Messy Mondays: The Violent Reaction to Violence
- Jordan's Messyges: A Very Disturbing Story about a Turtle
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things Being a YouTuber Has Taught Me
- Jordan's Messyges: How Do I Hug a Boy?
- Messy Mondays: Don't Think for Yourself, Ever.
- It's Josh's Birthday!
- Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Best Friend's Older Brother
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 4
- Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Youtuber
- Messy Mondays: Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion
- Jordan's Messyges: I Want My Ex-Girlfriend Back
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Awkward Hugs
- Jordan's Messyges: The Scariest Thing I've Ever Done
- Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Youth Group Clichés
- Jordan's Messyges: #ThankGodForMessyges
- Messy Mondays: How to Get a Girlfriend
- Jordan's Messyges: My Biggest Pet Peeve
- Messy Mondays: How to Get a Boyfriend
- Jordan's Messyges: I Actually Answer the Questions
- Messy Mondays: Six Awkward Situations for Shy People
- Jordan's Messyges: Prank Calling Kelli
- Messy Mondays: The World Is Messed Up (And I'm Freaking Out)
- Jordan's Messyges: The Funniest Episode Ever
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things That Happen When Something Goes Viral
- Jordan's Messyges: Am I Going to Become a Farmer?!
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Hashtag Activism
- Jordan's Messyges: Why Are Guys Mean to Girls They Like?!
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Commandments of Social Media
- Jordan's Messyges: Sending a Boy Mixed Signals
- Messy Mondays: Four Reasons Worry Is My Best Friend
- Jordan's Messyges: Have I Ever Told a Girl I Like Her?
- Messy Mondays: Six Things Hollywood Gets Wrong about Real Life
- Jordan's Messyges: How Do You Tell a Girl You Like Her without Looking Stupid?
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 5
- Jordan's Messyges: Three Things You Need For a Good Relationship
- Messy Mondays: The Fandom Menace (Or: Why I Hate Fandoms)
- Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend Is Proposing to Someone Else
- Messy Mondays: How to Not Creep Out Girls
- Jordan's Messyges: Why Don't Guys Like Me?
- Messy Mondays: Why I'll Never Be Happy
- Jordan's Messyges: Sadie Hawkins Dance Advice
- Messy Mondays: Four Relationship Clichés (That Are Just Wrong)
- Jordan's Messyges: I'm Taller than the Guy I Like
- Messy Mondays: Putting the Word "Christian" in Front of Something Doesn't Make It Christian
- Jordan's Messyges: When Should I Start Telling People that I Have a Boyfriend?
- Messy Mondays: Ten Kids You Meet at Every Youth Group
- Jordan's Messyges: My Sister & Her Boyfriend Show Too Much PDA
- Messy Mondays: Why I (Kind of) Hate Black Friday
- Jordan's Messyges: Unfollowing Someone on Instagram
- Messy Mondays: How to Be Thankful (In Just One Easy Step)
- Jordan's Messyges: I Like My Sister's Boyfriend's Brother
- Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Shut Down a Healthy Debate
- Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend is Ignoring Me
- Announcement: We Have a Secret...
- Messy Mondays: How to Be God's Favorite
- BLIMEY COW TOONS: Big Head Kid & the Alien
- Jordan's Messyges: I'm a Homeschooler in Love with a Public Schooler
- Messy Mondays: Facebook Video vs YouTube: Which Is Better?
- Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Crush Likes Me
- Messy Mondays: Five Things Girls Should Stop Doing to Guys
- Jordan's Messyges: Asking a Girl to Hang Out without it Looking Like Date
- BLIMEY COW TOONS: The Christmas Feeling
- Jordan's Messyges: Are You a Doctor Who Fan?
- Messy Mondays: Fifteen Stupid Reasons to Break Up
- Jordan's Messyges: My Friend Told My Crush that I Like Him
- Messy Mondays: Seven Signs that You Should Probably Break Up
- Jordan's Messyges: Is He Hinting that He Likes Me?
- Messy Mondays: The Five Stages of Hating Your Job
- Jordan's Messyges: I Haven't Had My First Kiss
- Messy Mondays: Five Problems with the Video Game Industry
- Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Boyfriend HATES ME
- Messy Mondays: Why You Should Never Try New Things
- #AskJordan: NEW SHOW!
- Messy Mondays: Four Things Introverts Think (But Never Say)
- #AskJordan: Parkour Challenge
- Messy Mondays: Three Things We're All Sick of Hearing About (February 2015)
- #AskJordan: One-Arm Push Ups
- Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Healthy Dating
- #AskJordan: Make a Horror Movie
- Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Be Famous
- #AskJordan: What Color Is the Dress?
- Messy Mondays: How to Talk on the Phone (Without Sounding Like an Idiot)
- #AskJordan: THE WORM CHALLENGE
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things I Wish I Knew When I Was a Teenager
- #AskJordan: Write a Love Song
- Messy Mondays: How to Fix All of Your Problems, Guaranteed!
- #AskJordan: One-Handed Cartwheel Challenge
- Messy Mondays: Should Guys Open Doors for Girls?
- #AskJordan: The Worst Thing I Ever Did
- Messy Mondays: The 24 Hour Internet Outrage Cycle
- #AskJordan: What I Looked Like As a Child
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Phrases That Have NO Meaning
- #AskJordan: My Most Embarrassing Facebook Post
- Messy Mondays: Stop Saying "There Should Be a Law"
- #AskJordan: My Biggest Phobia
- Messy Mondays: 25 Signs You Listened to Christian Music Growing Up
- #AskJordan: My Huge Announcement
- Messy Mondays: Why I Like Twitter Better than Facebook
- Announcement: In Case You Forgot about the New Channel...
- Messy Mondays: The Shy Person's Guide to Talking to New People
- Messy Mondays: How to Compliment Girls without Sounding Creepy
- Messy Mondays: How to Compliment a Guy without Sounding Flirty
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Millennials Back in Church
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Homeschoolers
- Messy Mondays: The Truth about Church Camp
- SONG PREMIERE: Jordan Taylor "Need Each Other"
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell People about Jesus
- Jordan's Messyges: Girl Bullies Boy? CALL THE COPS!
- Messy Mondays: How to Make Something Go Viral
- Announcement: JORDAN'S ALBUM IS HERE!
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Might Not Know about Blimey Cow
- Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Love My Neighbor
- Messy Mondays: Five Awkward Things in the Bible
- Messy Mondays: Why Do Christians Freak Out About Everything?
- Messy Mondays: Ten Questions Retail Workers Get Tired of Hearing
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a YouTuber is SELLING OUT!
- Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Older Sister's Friend
- Messy Mondays: Should People Label Themselves?
- Messy Mondays: The World Doesn't Exist to Not Offend You
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
- Messy Mondays: Don't Bring God into This!
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
- Messy Mondays: What Is the WORST Bad Word?
- Messy Mondays: Awkward Christian Phrases
- Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Eye Doctor
- Jordan's Messyges: Awkward Situation with Brother's Girlfriend
- Messy Mondays: If You Want to Support a Cause, Actually DO Something.
- What Happened in Brother Brother Time Season 1
- Messy Mondays: The Pros and Cons of Fall
- BBT S2: Nothing Has Changed
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Your Youth Group Crush to Like You
- BBT S2: Jordan's Online Girlfriend
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Passive Aggressive Phrases
- BBT S2: Jordan's Unspoken Prayer Request
- Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Be a Terrible Boyfriend
- BBT S2: Josh's Broken Heart
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You See at the Movies
- BBT S2: Everything Has Changed
- Messy Mondays: What Jesus Was Like as a Teenager
- Messy Mondays: Happy Guiltsgiving: Feel Guilty for Your Blessings!
- Messy Mondays: Let's Take the "Christ" Out of "Christian!"
- Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on 15 Girls from CHURCH CAMP
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschoolers Get Asked
- Messy Mondays: When People Ask Why You're Single (Special Thursday Edition)
- Messy Mondays: Saying "Happy Holidays" Is a Micro-Persecution
- Messy Mondays: We Were Wrong about Christmas (An Apology from Blimey Cow)
- Messy Mondays: Don't Forget to Enjoy Your Life
- Messy Mondays: I'll Just Leave This Here... (& Other Dumb Things People Say Online)
- Messy Mondays: Let Me Tell You How to Think (for Yourself)
- Jordan's Messyges: A Girl is Saying Nasty Things About Me to My Crush
- Messy Mondays: Six Signs You Need New Friends
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Show Girls Respect
- Jordan's Messyges: My Introverted Crush Won't Talk to Me
- Messy Mondays: The Top Ten Movie Clichés
- Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY Told a Boy I Don't Like That I Like Him
- Messy Mondays: Five Words that Describe People Who Disagree with Me
- Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
- Messy Mondays: Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
- Messy Mondays: Why Our Phones Disconnect Us
- Messy Mondays: How to Avoid Politics on Facebook
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Right with God
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 6
- Jordan's Messyges: Held My Hand...Then FRIEND ZONED ME?
- Messy Mondays: Our Lord and Savior, The President
- Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Girl
- Jordan's Messyges: Breaks Up With Girlfriend...IMMEDIATELY SNAPCHATS ME?
- Messy Mondays: I'm Proud to Pay My Taxes!
- Messy Mondays: Never Question Your Beliefs!
- Messy Mondays: Five Things to Avoid During Finals
- Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Signs You Were a Christian Kid
- Messy Mondays: Hey Adults, Who Raised All These Entitled Millennials?
- Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Guy
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Youth Pastors
- Messy Mondays: An Apology to Our Audience (Special 250th Episode)
- Jordan's Messyges: JUST met. crushing HARD. Should I add him on Facebook?
- Messy Mondays: Annoying Questions Graduates Get Asked
- Messy Mondays: How to Decide Who to Vote For
- Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to Dating
- Jordan's Messyges: The Most SERIOUS Messyge I've Ever Received
- Messy Mondays: Horrible Ways to Tell People about Jesus
- Messy Mondays: Why You Can't Have Free Things
- Messy Mondays: How to Be a REAL Man!
- Messy Mondays: Comments You See in EVERY YouTube Comment Section
- Messy Mondays: Our Brains Weren't Designed for This Much Bad News
- Messy Mondays: The Problem with Celebrity Worship
- Messy Mondays: The Twelve Types of Homeschool Moms
- Messy Mondays: SOCIAL MEDIA ROAST 2016
- Messy Mondays: Why We Can't Talk About Religion & Politics
- Jordan's Messyges: My STUPID SISTER Sabatoged Me...
- Messy Mondays: How to Get Popular on YouTube (Special 5-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Messy Mondays: Five Things Introverts Are Secretly Paranoid About
- Messy Mondays: Why Your Crush Doesn't Like You
- Messy Mondays: How to Look Like a PERFECT Christian!
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 7 (Special Thursday Edition)
- Messy Mondays: I'm Triggered by People Disagreeing with Me
- Messy Mondays: The Most Annoying Thing People Do on Social Media
- Messy Mondays: WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY 100% MUST VOTE (SERIOUSLY)
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NOT Do at Youth Group
- Jordan's Messyges: My Youth Leader Has a Crush on Me!!
- Messy Mondays: How to Get to Know Your Crush (Without Being Awkward)
- Messy Mondays: 25 More Christian Pick-Up Lines
- Messy Mondays: I've Never Been More Scared in My Life...
- Messy Mondays: I'm Not a Nice Person...
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend (Special Thursday Edition)
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 8
- Messy Mondays: Five Terrible Ways to Break Up
- Messy Mondays: How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays
- Jordan's Messyges: sooo…I don't ACTUALLY like my bf, BUT…
- Messy Mondays: I Hate You, 2016.
- Messy Mondays: Extroverts Are People, Too.
- Messy Mondays: I Need a Change...
- Messy Mondays: When Your First Date Goes Horribly Wrong
- Messy Mondays: I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore...
- Messy Mondays: HAHA SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
- Messy Mondays: How to Survive a Breakup
- Messy Mondays: Five Easy Ways to Make Someone's Day
- Messy Mondays: It's Okay to Be Single
- Messy Mondays: The Media Are Liars (In Defense of PewDiePie)
- Messy Mondays: Three Things You Can Do TODAY to Stop Laziness
- Messy Mondays: How to Propose to Your Girlfriend
- Jordan's Messyges: If I answer wrong, he becomes an atheist...
- Messy Mondays: HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANNOYING PARENTS
- Messy Mondays: When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
- Messy Mondays: Homeschool vs. "Regular School"
- Messy Mondays: I'm Suddenly Terrified of Government Power!
- Messy Mondays: Is YouTube Censoring Us?
- Messy Mondays: The One that Offends Social Justice Warriors AND Christians
- Messy Mondays: Why Social Media Is So Depressing Right Now
- Messy Mondays: Why we make this show. (Special 300th Episode)
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 9
- Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Girls Do (EXPLAINED)
- Messy Mondays: JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
- Jordan and Sara's Wedding
- Messy Mondays: When Two of Your Friends Start Dating
- Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Guys Do (EXPLAINED)
- Messy Mondays: The Introvert's Guide to Dating
- Jordan's Messyges: Grandma stole my password & blocked ALL HOMESCHOOLERS
- Messy Mondays: How to Not Scare Away Your Crush (on Social Media)
- Messy Mondays: Three Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Die
- Messy Mondays: What We Learned from the Roller Coaster Incident
- Messy Mondays: Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschool Moms Get Asked
- Messy Mondays: People Who Say "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" Are Annoying
- Messy Mondays: The Secret to a Happy Life
- Messy Mondays: "In Like" vs. "In Love"
- Messy Mondays: No, you are not "adulting."
- Messy Mondays: The Sad Truth about School
- Messy Mondays: Please watch this video.
- Messy Mondays: Seven Types of TERRIBLE BOSSES (Bonus Friday episode)
- Messy Mondays: The Story of the Christian Girl
- Messy Mondays: Why is "Right vs. Wrong" so confusing sometimes?
- Messy Mondays: All My Friends Are Getting Married... Except Me
- Messy Mondays: How to Get a Job (100% Guaranteed)
- Messy Mondays: In Defense of "Thoughts & Prayers"
- Messy Mondays: MAKE AMERICA GRATEFUL AGAIN
- Messy Mondays: When Homeschoolers Grow Up
- Messy Mondays: You Are What You Hate
- Messy Mondays: How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
- Messy Mondays: Only watch if you are a true fan.
- Messy Mondays: Politics Killed the Holidays
- Messy Mondays: Christmas Romance: Four Things You Should NOT Do
- Sketch: The Birthday GIFt
- Messy Mondays: The Top 5 Christian Clichés (CHRISTMAS EDITION)
- Messy Mondays: Why We Don't Swear in Our Videos
- Messy Mondays: How to Talk to People You Disagree With
- Messy Mondays: SPOILER WARNING: Don't Be "That Guy"
- Messy Mondays: Why You Fail at Your Goals
- Messy Mondays: The bravest video we have ever made.
- Messy Mondays: Seven Awkward Situations for Introverts
- Messy Mondays: The Problem with "Internet Friends"
- Messy Mondays: How to Respect Women (in 2018)
- Messy Mondays: How to Be Great at Small Talk
- Messy Mondays: Watch this if you want tomorrow to be better.
- Jordan's Messyges: My BFF's boyfriend professed his love… FOR ME
- Messy Mondays: You can't stop bad things from happening.
- Messy Mondays: Three Ways YOU Can Make the World a Better Place
- Messy Mondays: The Truth vs. "My Truth"
- Messy Mondays: ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases
- Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Make Yourself More Attractive
- Messy Mondays: Things People Say to Sound Smart (When They Aren't)
- Jordan's Messyges: I made a FAKE ONLINE IDENTITY so she'd like me… should I tell?
- Messy Mondays: The Top 8 Reasons Facebook Is Terrible
- Messy Mondays: Dating Is Awkward When You Are Homeschooled
- Jordan's Messyges: I'm 15 and in love with a GROWN MAN...
- Messy Mondays: Seven Ways Hollywood Is Painfully Out of Touch
- Messy Mondays: Liberal Christianity vs. Conservative Christianity
- Messy Mondays: How to Be the EDGIEST Kid You Know
- Messy Mondays: I'm afraid you will be disappointed in me.
- Jordan's Messyges: I'm a NEW ATHEIST. Will my parents still love me?
- Messy Mondays: How to Tell If the Girl You Like Doesn't Like You Back
- Messy Mondays: What Would Jesus Do (in 2018)?!
- Jordan's Messyges: My family found out about the bad stuff I do online...
- Messy Mondays: "Why not just guarantee everyone a job?"
- Messy Mondays: Your unpopular opinion doesn't make you special 🙃
- Jordan's Messyges: I’m kissing MY COUSIN and don’t know how to tell my parents…
- Messy Mondays: You Might NOT Be a Homeschooler If...
- Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Annoying People on Twitter
- Messy Mondays: Seven ANNOYING Things YouTubers Do in Their Videos
- Messy Mondays: The ANGRIEST video we have ever made.
- Messy Mondays: ONLY Sheltered Kids Will Understand...
- Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY kissed my friend’s boyfriend in the dark…
- Messy Mondays: How to Get an Introvert to Fall in Love with You
- Messy Mondays: Seven "Friends" You Should Break Up With
- Messy Mondays: Didn't we already know Hollywood was terrible?
- Messy Mondays: Six Things that Are NOT as Edgy as You Think
- Jordan's Messyges: The most inappropriate Messyges of all time?…
- We never dreamed it would get this big... (Blimey Con 2018)
- Jordan's Messyges: I cheated on my boyfriend in a VR chatroom…
- Messy Mondays: Five People Who Should Be BANNED from the Internet
- Jordan's Messyges: MY MOM wants me to be MORE PHYSICAL with my boyfriend…
- Messy Mondays: How SHELTERED Were You?! (Take Our Quiz!)
- Why We Never Deleted Our Old Videos
- Jordan's Messyges: My boyfriend doesn't know I already booked our wedding...
- Messy Mondays: How to Respond to Homeschool HATERS
- Jordan's Messyges: My 90yr old GRANDMA is forcing me to watch DIRTY TV...
- Messy Mondays: Making friends is hard when you're an adult
- Jordan's Messyges: I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this...
- Messy Mondays: Things Former Homeschoolers Say
- Messy Mondays: The Secret Reason We're Addicted to Social Media
- Messy Mondays: DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN
- Jordan's Messyges: I didn't know my dad was married…for 2 months
- Messy Mondays: Seven Things Happy People Do Every Day
- Messy Mondays: Stop begging me to vote, celebrities.
- Jordan's Messyges: We had no physical contact before marriage…
- Messy Mondays: How to Deal with a Needy Friend
- Jordan's Messyges: My Husband’s Best Friend is in love with me... (for real)
- Messy Mondays: How to DESTROY Anyone in a Debate
- Messy Mondays: The Secret to Finding "THE ONE"
- Messy Mondays: The Truth about Entitled Millennials
- Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You Meet EVERY Christmas
- Jordan's Messyges: My youth pastor is too physical with me… help.
- Messy Mondays: How to Get a $5 Blimey Cow Shirt!
- Jordan's Messyges: He asked me to take a FERTILITY TEST… on the 2nd date
- Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... (2018)
- Messy Mondays: Why YouTube Doesn't Get It.
- Jordan's Messyges: My friend FAKED being drunk... I showed HER MOM the texts
- Messy Mondays: Why New Year's Resolutions are actually BAD for you
- Messy Mondays: Why They Hate Memes.
- Jordan's Messyges: My EX obsessively calls in the night wanting me to...
- Telling my brother we're having a BABY!
- Messy Mondays: How to Ruin Your Chances at a Healthy Relationship
- Jordan's Messyges: I used GPS to spy on my Best Friend. She's with my EX…
- Messy Mondays: 30 Things EVERY Nintendo Switch Owner Says...
- Messy Mondays: Where Do Bad People Go When They Die?
- Jordan's Messyges: I said "I love you"… TOO SOON
Unlisted Videos (work in progress)[]
- The Boot
- "We're The Boot" by The Boot (Music Video)
- Blimey Cow: The New Sheriff
- Jordan's Messyges: Toes, Girlfriends, Bands
- BBT Episode 11: A Christmas Wish
- DELETED SCENE: You Are Not an Activist
- MESSY MISTAKES: Books vs. Movies
- MESSY MISTAKES: You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
- MESSY MISTAKES: "Making Time" for God
- DELETED SCENE: "Making Time" for God
- MESSY MISTAKES: Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
- MESSY MISTAKES: Stupid Drivers
- MESSY MISTAKES: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
- DELETED SCENE: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
- Kelli Makes a Selfie
- MESSY MISTAKES: My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
- MESSY MISTAKES: #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
- MESSY MISTAKES: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
- DELETED SCENE: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
- 10 SECONDS EARLIER: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
- Are You Serious? TRY AGAIN
- MESSY MISTAKES: The Opposite of Love
- ALTERNATE ENDINGS: The Opposite of Love
- Jordan's Viral Video!!!!!
- MEANWHILE...
- MESSY MISTAKES: Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
- Bloopers of Bloopers?
- MESSY MISTAKES: Thinking about the Future
- MESSY MISTAKES: Dating Jesus
- EXTENDED ENDING: Dating Jesus
- MESSY MISTAKES: Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
- Big Head Kid Sings!
- MESSY MISTAKES: Never Think Outside the Box
- DELETED SCENE: Never Think Outside the Box
- What It's Like When You Haven't Seen a New Movie Yet
- Rejected Auditions
- Puppet Show
- MESSY MISTAKES: Puppet Show
- Our Sister Amy
- MESSY MISTAKES: Our Sister Amy
Deleted Videos[]
- Production Number 5
- Production Number 9
- Bloopers 1
- Production Number 16
- Production Number 22
- Production Number 24
- Production Number 30
- Production Number 37
- The Audition
- The Staredown
- The Philosophy Gang
- One Messy Minute
- The Life and Times of Freddy Butkis
- 05-20-2012 MM Episode
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